Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting