Butt Plug

I'm Kellie and you're beautiful.

(Source: badassraziel)

Reblogged from surimistick, Posted by raygorartshit.
raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

Reblogged from orangeis, Posted by spookpappery.

(Source: spookpappery)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

(Source: snowiey)

Reblogged from frainbow, Posted by withoutyourwalls.
sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls)

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

parisjemm:

honeyyheroine:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

Well I’m a woman so probably not

Arctic Monkeys @ Fox Uninvited Guest (99.3 The Fox FM)

(Source: dumbdecision)

Played — 119,731 times
Trackname — No. 1 Party Anthem (acoustic)
Artist — Arctic Monkeys
Album — AM
  • baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man
Reblogged from myarmsareridiculous, Posted by escroto.
thekattcameback:


sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

Reblogged from punchdrunklove, Posted by kaliforhnia.

(Source: kaliforhnia)

Reblogged from punchdrunklove, Posted by awwww-cute.

(Source: awwww-cute)